Cougil To Join Biggest Loser
June 30, 2010 1 Comment
At drive thru a 6'9" center from Sioux City
Brennan Cougil announced today that he will be attending Kirkwood Community College starting in fall of 2010. Cougil a 6’9 250 310 forward from Sioux City, IA recently met the qualifications for Kirkwood Community College by failing out of the University of Iowa. Cougil who had to get in an “A” in a 3 week summer art class failed to stay inside the lines of his coloring book and received a “B” (we should note he did receive a gold star)
Cougil now will join his Kirkwood peers by taking the introductory courses: Fast Foods 101 and Meat Packing 101, which Cougil should excel at because dude did live in Iowa City and he knows the Taco Bell menu by memory.
Brennan Cougil, meet Aaron Agnew. Aaron, meet Brennan. Try not to eat all the cake.