Know Your Enemy Part 3: Kansas State University

Welcome to week 3 of WRNL’s closer look at a 2010 ISU Opponent.

STADIUM: The Wildcats play at Bill Snyder Family Stadium, in Manhattan, Kansas, which features modern amenities such as wooden bleachers, and sheep.

The sheep are just to the left

If you didn’t know, Manhattan has one of the most favorable ratios in the entire Big 12.  No, not female-to-male ratio, but male-to-sheep ratio.  In fact, K-Staters are so fanatical about their sheep, that one of the main tailgate lots in close proximity to the stadium is a sheep pasture, which they kick the sheep out of for home games, so people can park, drink beer, avoid piles of shit, and probably perform beastiality.  I’m aware of the white-trashiness that is Sheep Lot (as the locals call it), because we had the privilege of attending a game there in 2006.

Your intrepid author dodging piles of sheep shit

Besides sheep, the folks in Manhattan really, really, really dig their NASCAR.  Especially Dale Earndhardt.  We actually saw several tailgate set ups were folks were proudly flying the Earndhardt flag above the KSU flag.

I love you Dale!

Yes folks, Manhattan, KS is the epitome of class.  Too bad we don’t have a picture of the grain elevator several blocks east of the stadium.

MASCOT: Is there a worse mascot in college sports than this ass clown?

No Stairway? DENIED!

With an overblown cat head mounted on a completely human body, Willie the Wildcat looks like he was designed by a meth addled sheep fucking legally blind redneck with an IQ of 76.  Wait a minute…  Anyways, when Willie isn’t busy deflecting criticism from people who think a cardinal is a tornado, he’s melting your face off (see link)  

TEAM: As we know, last year KSU snuck out a close one at Farmageddon (best name for a game in the history of organized sports?  I think so!), as the ISU special teams once again ripped our still-beating hearts from our chests.  They feature Dan Thomas, who is a hell of a good running back, but they have question marks at QB.  Their defense got out ran by a guy with a gimp leg, so I’m not as worried about them.

That running back seriously has a pulled groin in this picture. Well done, KSU defense.

No matter, because Bill Snyder will probably be busy getting his Depends changed, or hopefully slipping into BV induced dementia by that point.

AGAINST ISU: We all know that ISU has been less than a power over the years, but guess what you probably didn’t know:  K-State is even worse!  ISU actually has an all time winning record against the Wildcats at 49-39-4.  K-State did dominate the Snyder era, but the series stands at 3-3 over the last 6 seasons, including the epic 2004 comeback, and the 2005 curbstomping which provoked Bill Snyder’s first retirement, saying “When Dan beats you 2 years in a row, you know it’s time to hang ’em up.”  We agree Billy.  We agree.

He's just waiting for that Depends endorsement...

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9 Responses to Know Your Enemy Part 3: Kansas State University

  1. Swampfox says:

    A rat puppet head on a man’s body!? You can’t make that shit up!

  2. CanAzn says:

    You look like a chick in tight jeans in your dodging sheep shit picture.

  3. I am a Cyentist says:

    Poor grandpa Snyder… just as he was settling into a quiet retirement, eating hard candy and yelling at the kids on his lawn, Ron Prince had to go and send KSU into a shit-covered death spiral. They’ll have that guy working till he dies

  4. Mark Willard says:

    This is the most idiotic site I’ve ever seen on the Internet. I grew up in Iowa, and I like Iowa State, but this is just plain stupid. For an Iowa Stater to attempt to look down on any school as a cow college is the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black. You have got to be kidding!!

  5. JohnElway says:

    I’m a Nebraska fan, and i agree with Mark Willard, this is the most idiotic thing i have ever seen. I actually find it quite funny how you would bag another school like this….P.S. I also agree with CanAzn, in that you look like a chick with VERY tight jeans.

  6. Franklin says:

    HAHA…this guys is sooo funny..I’m from San Antonio and im a huge Texas fan. And honestly i could care less about either team. But I have traveled to both Manhattan and Ames, and I would have to say that KSU has the nicer stadium by far. Although it can’t touch Texas’ stadium!!

  7. Al says:

    It’s a joke you geniuses. They’re ripping everyone on the schedule. I think they know ISU is towards the bottom of the barrell in the Big 12, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun. Lighten up.

  8. gap says:

    Dude, I’m a huge K-State fan. That is some funny shit, none of it is true what-so-ever as I go to KSU and I’ve been to Ames plenty of time and the woman-guy ratio is way better in the hat, not to mention our bars are more entertaining then the entire state of Iowa. That being said funny shit, and your blast of KU is awesome as well.

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