Because Everyone Loves a Killer ‘Stache

He gets grooming tips from Burt Reynolds.

This morning, Iowa State University announced the hiring of Bobby Lutz as Assistant Men’s Basketball Coach for the Cyclones. Rumors and speculation about the hire had been swirling for the past month, but today it was officially made official.

Porn 'stache or no, Fred's still one dreamy mofo.

In his first year as Head Coach for the Cyclones, Hoiberg has said he wants an assistant with coaching experience in his corner. Lutz, former head coach for the University of North Carolina at Charlotte,  certainly has that kind of coaching pedigree. But Lutz also brings something else every man wants to Iowa State: a killer mustache.

We at WRNL can’t wait to see what Lutz brings to the staff, both on the court and in the realm of facial hair. We hear Coach Hoiberg has already begun to grow his own cookie duster in honor of the new hire. Welcome to Iowa State, Bobby!


2 Responses to Because Everyone Loves a Killer ‘Stache

  1. I am a Cyentist says:

    Great hire. Tough, grizzled veteran to complement to Fred “Golden Child” Hoiberg. I see this working as a kind of “Lethal Weapon” relationship. Presumably with less car chases & explosions.

  2. geronimusclone says:

    He’s killed too many friends to make new ones. That’s the type of grizzled I like.

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