Custom NCAA Cover

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!

 

To commemorate the release of NCAA Football 2011, GameStop managers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama marked the occasion with a custom cover they slipped onto their stores’ copies of the game. No, it didn’t feature Nick Satan Saban or anyone from last years National Championship roster, those witty Alabamans let the long awaited game hit the shelves dawning the tear soaked face of the anointed one: Tim Tebow. WRNL attempted to reach Tebow for comment, however were told by his publicist that he was “abroad on a mission from God to circumcise the penises of the unwashed so that they may become closer to the Holy Father”.  Because everybody knows that there is nothing that the almighty hates more than a foreskin! 

The move to use a custom NCAA cover by the Tuscaloosa GameStop has sparked a trend that is spreading nationwide. A cover featuring Roy Helu Jr. coating his hands in KY jelly as well as Niles Paul doing his best impression of Leon Lett going in for a touchdown is set to hit stores in Ames sometime in the next week or so. 

Who would have thought that Alabama would start a nationwide trend that didn’t have to do with macro-making costumes out of bed sheets or animal husbandry? 

Here’s the link to the original Tebow story by SB Nation

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One Response to Custom NCAA Cover

  1. tx_chica says:

    Awwww….poor Timmy…….

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