How Many Underage Hawkeyes Can You Find In This Picture?

Congratulations to those of you who guessed 2! We’re looking at you Mr. Starting Running back with the Mardi Gras bling and dude who no one knows in the back asking for this pic to be kept on the down low… Hampton and Griggs are both underage. Something tells me that that’s not a miniature bowling game set up on the table, nor are they there to collect cans in order to donate the deposit refund to local children’s charities. It’s almost like someone said “lets get the underage boy up front, we want to make sure we get him in the photo right up next to all the booze and our sweet pong table”. I suppose the situation could be worse though, we here at WRNL have it on good authority that no cab drivers were harmed on this particular evening. So that’s a plus!

if they were only natty lights, they very well could have inspired a website one day!

Oh Hawkeyes, has Larry Eustachy taught you nothing? LE rule #1: You don’t allow pictures of yourself drinking alcohol to hit the internet. We all know how well that one turns out!

This photo does bring about a few questions though… whose idea was it to oil each other down and take drunken pictures around the pong table? My best guess would be Bernstine and Hampton, since Robinson appears to be pointing at the men that oiled him. It appears that he is also reacting to Marvin busting a “McNutt” all over his lower back, but one can only speculate. Secondly, where did Jewel get that sweet jailhouse Hawkeye tat? There are overweight women’s breasts in trailer parks all across eastern Iowa that have been waiting years for something of that quality to come along. And finally, who’s behind the camera? One can only assume lots and lots of white women.

All we can do now is sit back and anxiously await this situation to be “handled internally”. After all, most of these guys are starters.


16 Responses to How Many Underage Hawkeyes Can You Find In This Picture?

  1. normanunderwood says:

    Congrats to Jewel Hampton for winning “shittiest tattoo ever”. I can’t wait to see what that looks like when he’s 60.

  2. CYphyllis says:

    Something about this picture of Robinson reminds me of Madonna. Maybe it’s the “strike a pose” move he’s attempting to pull off or maybe it’s that he seems to be getting excited about the idea of getting fucked by 5 large black men.

  3. TarHeelHawk says:

    Pretty sure the dude in the royal blue shorts has a boner. Is that wrong? Is it wrong of me to notice?

  4. Barb says:

    Somewhere sits their “proud” mama(s).

  5. ThatGuy says:

    are we just avoiding the fact that they all decided to not wear shirts for this game of pong?

  6. cyflippinbirdie says:

    That guy with the anal beads around his neck has this song on his iPod

    Come fall at least you’ll know it’s not white chalk on his football uniform…

  7. Don says:

    They are playing all male strip beer pong…it’s the newest crazy fad in Iowa City.

  8. tx_chica says:

    You crazy Iowans….who’d have thought?

  9. sun says:

    they should be out using an unauthorized credit card.

    • CanAzn says:

      Nah, Sims has that on lockdown. Though it’s a good thing he didn’t provide for this oil party.. he would have had supplying to a minor tacked on top of unauthorized use of a credit card.

    • st8te says:

      little do you know, Sims actually used said credit card to purchase the booze for this all male strip pong party. Everyone knows college kids can’t afford Bud Light!

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