The Most Interesting Coach in the World
August 3, 2010 11 Comments
His recruiting footprint is expanding faster than the universe.
At an interview, he asks the questions.
He knows what Meatloaf is referring to in which he won’t do for love.
If you went out to dinner with him, you would feel full even before the food arrived.
37 other division 1 head coaches have him listed as their “Emergency Contact” number.
Officials ask him for permission before calling a penalty.
If he wanted an endzone bowled in. It would have happened already. Twice.
Paul Rhoads is, The Most Interesting Coach in the World!
“Stay thirsty for football my friends”
Wide Right & Natty Lite 
Damn it I love Paul Rhoads!
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I just hope I still love him after consecutive 4-7 seasons.
6-6 or better is not out of the question. If anybody’s pulling it off with this type of schedule it’s CPR.
At Big 12 media days, the honorable Mr. Rhoads interrupted my press conference and posed this question to me and the reporters.
PR: “Mack and folks, do you realize that Alaska is bigger than Texas?”
Paul Rhoads gave me a whole new outlook on shit.
When Paul Rhoads is interviewed, HE asks the questions.
I just thought I’d reiterate the point.
I think I shook his hand once. or maybe that was a nocturnal omission i’m remembering?
Paul Rhoads is a cross dresser
I can only assume you mean that Rhoads is so filled with rage for his opponents that he even puts on his pants angrily, making him a cross dresser. ‘Cause I know some trannies, and there’s no way Rhoads is putting on a pair of panties.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Paul Rhoads can believe it’s not butter.
Paul Rhoads can satisfy women by simply snapping his fingers.
Paul Rhoads is so proud to be our football coach!