Critical “Acclaim”

A collection of comments made by you, our readers. Any undue praise or harsh criticism may have sent any of us into PCP-like highs or suicidal lows. So for that, we thank you.

The Good:

Keep up the good work, really liked the Know Your Enemy 2.  Couldn’t have come close to saying it better myself.  I was surprised at the lack of a coloring book reference, it’s probably too much of a layup.
-Luke

“Where did this site come from??? Love it!”
-HillCyd

“Good stuff. First time to that website, I will be adding that to the favorites.”
-jjisu

“Holy crap, how did I not know about Wide Right & Natty Light until now? My daily dose of Cyclone info is now complete… ”
-sdillon500

“I think I have a new home page”
-cyclonick182

“That’s a good site. A great sense of humor.”
-adc7236

“I heart WRNL!”
-dunar

“I thought the Craigslist ad was great, and I am very proud of our ability to riot”
-cloneice

“WRNL, Easily my new favorite satirical site.”
-mksmith2

“Let it be known, even in it’s brief existence; WRNL is a master of photoshop.”
-The Cyentist

“Funny, funny stuff my friends. A chucklin’ good time. RRD,Texas Tech ’90”
-RRD

“Honestly, Ames doesn’t totally suck. I’ve been there a few times … Yeah, I rate and your school and town: “not suck”. Fine work young man. Fine work.”
-Burnt Orange Brother

“Pretty funny blog: ‘Big Dick Sword Fight'”
-BOILERTIGER

“Wide Right and Natty Light is my new favorite website…it’s my favorite brand of funny”
-cybirdie

“I think you guys are awesome! I wanna bang you”
-misti cox

“As a UT alum I can say I like your style Boys. I plan on getting drunk in your honor this evening.”
–johntitmansonjr

“I bleed burnt orange but this is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Outstanding job!”
–Charles

The Bad:

“This is the most idiotic site I’ve ever seen on the Internet”
–Mark Willard

“That was was the dumbest thing I have ever read.”
-Glen Worley

“This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. What are you like 12? Not creative at all”
–Brian Griffin

“Enjoy your toilet bowl win last year and call us when you win a bowl game that has some significance!!”
-hawk4life

“Was this written by an 8th grader?”
–Scott

“This is by far the worst attempt at writing I have ever seen”
–smelly ass

“That was not, I say not, enjoyable to read.”
-GP76

“Thanks for making it look like the best thing about ISU is our ability to riot. Congrats to you on achieving that on a national level. Really outstanding work outta you… I for one am counting the days until we’ll be able to be proud that when doing a Google search for Iowa State we can bring up a website filled of disparaging satirical humor about ISU.
-vmbplayer

“I must be a little too uptight I was actually offended at the gay jokes about herbie. The pedophilia jokes should be offensive to anybody.”
-Kansas Husker

“Was that supposed to be funny?”
–Utard

“I would like to erase that from my mind because I’m afraid is will make me dumber. Is that possible?”
-Wholey

The Ugly/WTF:

“The genius who put this little tirade together apparently has no knowledge of the history of the American West, particularly the period of the western Overland Migration”
-CBattBQ87

“I love licking the windows on the school bus.”
-LeCrazy

“That site must be written by ten year olds with down syndrome? stupid ass clown fans… Go Hawks!”
-hawktalker

“Pot meet kettle. Also, enjoy the Missouri Valley. That is IF they even want you. GO HAWKS!!!”
-Chris Douglas

“Why don’t you go play with your other website… Considering the drivel I’ve read on WRNL, your ‘humor’ would be more appropriate over there”
-CyGal

“I shave mine for the ladies. You’re welcome.”
-Cyphillis

“site says it’s a “satirical” look, but the art of satire is completely lost on you. enjoy your beat-down from Utah and go get smashed on more Natty Lights.”
–silly mormon

“Those mother fu*kers, god damnit Toby Keith is a god damned american fu*king icon. Losers dont know good music when they see it.”
-Midnight Toker

3 Responses to Critical “Acclaim”

  1. Fried Chicken says:

    Cygal, you and vmbplayer are absolute douches with no sense of humor. Do us all a favor and sit on your thumb and spin.

  2. alanaldaclone says:

    This site is actually THE more Fun, Intelligent and Non-Toxic Cyclone Meeting Place than the one that claims to be. The CGC do-gooders have taken that thing over and you can’t have a reasonable discussion, let alone a debate!!! GO WRNL and GO CYCLONES!!!!!

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