WRNL is Moving!
September 6, 2010 1 Comment
WRNL will be moving to the Bloguin Network. New articles can now be found at www.widerightnattylite.com. All domains will be forwarded to the new site effective 9/12/2010. Please update your bookmarks.
Primary Sponsor for LeBron-athon Announced!
July 8, 2010 Leave a comment
LeBron's Rehearsal Dinner
As you may have heard, ESPN will be broadcasting the LeBron James signing special tonight at 9/8 p.m. CT. Apparently, LeBron’s representatives requested they be allowed to sell sponsorship for the one-hour special, with the proceeds going to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America.
A lot of people may suggest that holding a Christmas special type show just to announce where he is signing makes LeBron the most egotistical person on the face of the planet, but alas, not to be outdone, Brett Favre has announced that he will be buying every single sponsorship spot for the special, as well as the custom backdrop for the announcement. Favre had the following comment: “I really just wanted to contribute to a very good cause, the Brett Favre attention whore fund… errr.. I mean the Boys and Girls Club of America.”
Where will LeBron end up? Miami, Chicago, Cleveland, New York, Team Jacob? ESPN presents it tonight, brought to you by Brett Favre.
Because Everyone Loves a Killer ‘Stache
June 17, 2010 2 Comments
He gets grooming tips from Burt Reynolds.
This morning, Iowa State University announced the hiring of Bobby Lutz as Assistant Men’s Basketball Coach for the Cyclones. Rumors and speculation about the hire had been swirling for the past month, but today it was officially made official.
Porn 'stache or no, Fred's still one dreamy mofo.
In his first year as Head Coach for the Cyclones, Hoiberg has said he wants an assistant with coaching experience in his corner. Lutz, former head coach for the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, certainly has that kind of coaching pedigree. But Lutz also brings something else every man wants to Iowa State: a killer mustache.
We at WRNL can’t wait to see what Lutz brings to the staff, both on the court and in the realm of facial hair. We hear Coach Hoiberg has already begun to grow his own cookie duster in honor of the new hire. Welcome to Iowa State, Bobby!
WRNL Exclusive: Nebraska calls up Texas
June 15, 2010 13 Comments
WRNL was able to intercept a phone call between Nebraska and Texas regarding what happened with the Big XII. Enjoy.
Big 12 Survives!!!
June 14, 2010 5 Comments
According to Chip Brown, Andy Staples, and ESPN, the Big 12 is staying together. Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott also announced that Texas has declined their Pac-10 invite. Most importantly, the Texas athletic department has made it official. Press conference for 10 AM Tuesday.
It’s a great day to be a Cyclone. Sound off in the comments!
Welcome!
May 18, 2010 Leave a comment
Welcome to Wide Right and Natty Light, a look at sports from a satirical Iowa State perspective. Even with all the shit we’ve been through, we keep coming back for more, kind of like a meth-addicted prostitute.
Anyone can be a bandwagon fan (or wear black and gold) but it takes true grit to be a Cyclone fan and wear the Cardinal and Gold, despite all the crippling field goal misses and coaches getting busted for drinking Natty Light with co-eds.
Questions and comments welcome. Please send emails to widerightnattylight@gmail.com
WTF is WRNL?
Wide Right and Natty Light was put together by a collection of Iowa State fans who felt like we could show the humorous side of being a Cyclone. WRNL is in no way affiliated with Iowa State University and our viewpoints in no way reflect the ISU Athletic Department. All characters and events on this blog — even those based on real life — are likely made up. All personalities are fake. All photos were ganked off the internet and Photoshopped, badly. If you needed that explained to you, then you probably should have left the site already.
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