September 6, 2010 1 Comment
WRNL will be moving to the Bloguin Network. New articles can now be found at www.widerightnattylite.com. All domains will be forwarded to the new site effective 9/12/2010. Please update your bookmarks.
A satirical look at Iowa State athletics and other shit
September 1, 2010 4 Comments
Looks like the Iowa City based Cyclones have had enough with the hype and are taking things into their own hands.
The white truck is obviously driven by a Cyclone fan and the guy on the moped… starting (now injured) Hawkeye center Josh Koeppel (he’s fine folks we aren’t that heartless)
Ouch, get well soon… well, after week two
August 24, 2010 17 Comments
Join WRNL in kicking off the 2010 Cyclone football season in style. We’ll be drinking, grilling, cup-flipping, bag-tossing, and exchanging awkward sexually-charged glances all in the shadow of the Cyclone holy land: Jack Trice Stadium.
Our inaugural tailgate will take place in Lot G7. This is the newer grass lot directly east of the sand volleyball courts, its the creamy filling to the Haunted Forest & Coldwater golf course sandwich action. Find us by asking anyone in a WRNL t-shirt or follow the golden beam of light from the heavens that we’re sure will be illuminating the tailgate in a divine glow.
Bring your friends, specifically the hot female kind, and spend some time with the WRNL as we knock the dust off our tailgates and fire our livers into high gear for the 2010 football season.
July 22, 2010 1 Comment
Don’t waste your time sailing the limitless high seas of human knowledge and shenanigans that is the internet searching for other ISU satire sites, because there aren’t any. We’ve checked like three times. Allow WRNL to capitalize on the cock and ball joke market we now have cornered here in central Iowa. There are plenty of ways that you can follow what’s going on with WRNL, here are just a few…
“Like” us on Facebook and feel free to add your own little contributions to our page. We encourage you to add poorly photoshopped pictures, humorous videos, borderline nudity, or call us and one another childish names. Facebook also offers both a discussion forum and a “review” option where you can give us constructive criticism, yell obscenities, or regale with us a tale of the time you were given a lifetime ban from Chuck E. Cheese. We’ve all been there. wait, what?
Now we don’t actually know what Twitter or tweeting really is, or even how to use the word properly in a sentence for that matter. I believe it’s twatted? Anyway, we just want to be like Chip Brown, except without actually providing any factual information. Only true stories that we made up! And we’ve already got like 15 people following us, 4 of which are not our moms!
WRNL would like to thank our readers for their continued support, despite all of the times we have most likely offended them. You are our base, you are the bricks that hold the foundation of WideRightNattyLight together. In our minds, you are this guy…
June 30, 2010 1 Comment
Brennan Cougil announced today that he will be attending Kirkwood Community College starting in fall of 2010. Cougil a 6’9 250 310 forward from Sioux City, IA recently met the qualifications for Kirkwood Community College by failing out of the University of Iowa. Cougil who had to get in an “A” in a 3 week summer art class failed to stay inside the lines of his coloring book and received a “B” (we should note he did receive a gold star)
Cougil now will join his Kirkwood peers by taking the introductory courses: Fast Foods 101 and Meat Packing 101, which Cougil should excel at because dude did live in Iowa City and he knows the Taco Bell menu by memory.