Desperate Times?

With all the conference alignment speculation shit hitting the proverbial fan, WRNL has discovered this Craigslist Ad.

At least we haven't started whoring ourselves out completely....yet.

I’ll admit, I’m a little nervous about all the brouhaha. No one likes to see their school passed over like the fat girl with the back brace and bad acne at the 7th grade dance. Let’s just hope once the dust settles, Iowa State is still in a major conference. I mean, our mom still tells us we’re beautiful and that someday, someone will love us for who we are, right?

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